Monday, April 12, 2010

Five

Five. That is the number of zits I have on my chin right now.

I am 33 and put together and CLEAN. I use expensive soap on my face twice a day. One of those times is with a face brush. I exfoliate at least twice a week. I do a cleansing mask at least once. I moisturize excessively. I have one kind for my face, two for my eyes, and another for my lips. My eye routine consists of a smoothing cream for morning before makeup and another for night for my dark circles. I do this entire process twice a day. And this is just for my FACE. So, why am I breaking out like a 15 year old!?! It’s even making me act a little bratty!

So, here’s what I am going to do.

1. Pull my concealer out of my purse and paint it on before I walk out of the office.

2. Spend my lunch break in a pedicure chair. (I’m getting an American polish if anyone is curious).

3. Work from home this afternoon so I can wash my face, put on my Peter Thomas Roth cream, and use my tube of Neosporin relentlessly.

No one look at me! Just send Proactiv...  

...QueenB

2 comments:

  1. No one told us this crap would continue until we became adults. I don't know if someone should have warned us, or if that would have been too depressing.

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  2. I wonder what else they aren't telling us...

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