Monday, April 12, 2010


Five. That is the number of zits I have on my chin right now.

I am 33 and put together and CLEAN. I use expensive soap on my face twice a day. One of those times is with a face brush. I exfoliate at least twice a week. I do a cleansing mask at least once. I moisturize excessively. I have one kind for my face, two for my eyes, and another for my lips. My eye routine consists of a smoothing cream for morning before makeup and another for night for my dark circles. I do this entire process twice a day. And this is just for my FACE. So, why am I breaking out like a 15 year old!?! It’s even making me act a little bratty!

So, here’s what I am going to do.

1. Pull my concealer out of my purse and paint it on before I walk out of the office.

2. Spend my lunch break in a pedicure chair. (I’m getting an American polish if anyone is curious).

3. Work from home this afternoon so I can wash my face, put on my Peter Thomas Roth cream, and use my tube of Neosporin relentlessly.

No one look at me! Just send Proactiv...  



  1. No one told us this crap would continue until we became adults. I don't know if someone should have warned us, or if that would have been too depressing.

  2. I wonder what else they aren't telling us...